Freaksword

Aloha follow if you want, I just share and post whatever suits my fancy. Silly friendly 27 year old Irish Bi-Bunny. London based since summer of 2013 and loving it. Any NSFW stuff I'll post over at BunnehBuns Mostly porn, yiffy and petplay shtuff.

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nagetaras:

was bored as heck and didn’t want to do my homework so i colored this akira cap 

nagetaras:

was bored as heck and didn’t want to do my homework so i colored this akira cap 

(via chronicko)

nagetaras:

was bored as heck and didn’t want to do my homework so i colored this akira cap 

nagetaras:

was bored as heck and didn’t want to do my homework so i colored this akira cap 

(via chronicko)

90schild:

I think about this every time I watch a superhero movie….

(via irootie)


Bow down to the dark overlord! 

Bow down to the dark overlord! 

(Source: pokemon-global-academy, via pokemon-global-academy)

recipesforweebs:

You know who loves french fries?

fuckin everybody and their cats. Seriously. My little lardball, Earl Grey, attempted to eat the entire god damn plate, so to satiate him I had to actually hand feed him like 5 fries.

Like I said: everyone loves fries.

WHICH IS WHY I’M GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE THEM. HURRAY FOR YOU, I SHALL GRACE YOU WITH MY FRY WISDOM.

~

The Greatest French Fries Ever (srsly)
(servings: idk 4 potatoes worth??just eat them all by urself I won’t blame u)
adapted from: x

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Ingredients-

  • 4 large Russet Potatoes
  • 3 quarts of peanut oil or veggie oil
  • some salt
  • some pepper
  • grated parmesan (optional)
  • a drizzle of truffle oil (optional)
  • 3 cloves of minced garlic (optional)

~

Procedure-

  • Slice the potatoes into lil french fry strips. Don’t cut your fingers and then almost faint at the sight of the blood. Don’t be me.
  • Cover them in ice water and let them chill in there for like 2 hours (preferably overnight).
  • Take those lil fries out of the fridge and pat them dry. In the meantime, pour the oil into a medium or large sized pot and let it heat up until it reaches 375 F.
  • Using some metal tongs, put in about 2 tongfuls of fries at a time and let them cook until they rise to the top and become limp. Do this for the rest of the fries, 2 tongful portions at a time.
  • Once all the fries have been fried once, let them rest for about 15, keep the oil heated at around 350-375 F. 
  • Put the fries in, 2 tongfuls at a time like last time, and cook for about 2 minutes or until they’re a crispy golden brown color. Do this for the rest of the fries.
  • Sprinkle the fries with salt and pepper, if you’re using the parmesan and garlic, throw those in too and toss the fries using the tongs. If you’re using the olive oil, drizzle them lightly and toss once more.

~

Damn. We just made some fabulous fuckin fries.

Are you proud of yourself? You should be, you just made the most beautiful food of all time. You are now a god. 

No longer will you have to worry about people stealing the fries you bought, because you can literally make an infinite amount of fries. You are basically the equivalent of like…jesus and his thing with bread and wine or whatever. Congrats.

You may suck at a lot of things, and you may be a generally awful weebnerd, but at least now you’re a suckish weebnerd who is The One True Provider (of fries).

angellyuna:

valkyrierisen:

thecyberwolf:

Mechs Animals - Concept Art

by Robert Chew (Crazy Asian 1)

Website - Tumblr - Facebook

Love this art and almost saw a story in it.

Holy Shit

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starkindustriesamm:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

the-consulting-timelady:

nathystranger:

“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”

Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”

PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.

I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.

starkindustriesamm:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

the-consulting-timelady:

nathystranger:

“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”

Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”

PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.

I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.

(via mrpandragon)

wooden-toaster:

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen

wooden-toaster:

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via mrpandragon)

aethertechnician:

Flippypad for Project Ara
Have you heard about Project Ara? Basically, it’s a phone with hot swappable components that’s being developed right now by Google. The Verge has a pretty good article about it if you want to know more. What’s interesting about this project is that besides the cpu, camera, and battery, manufacturers can create any number of weird specialty components that can be fitted into the device.
And so, I give you Flippypad! A hinged controller that turns the phone into a neat little clamshell gaming device. It has an L and R button, a D’Pad, two flat joysticks (similar to the one found on the 3DS) and the familiar ABXY diamond. It’s probably large enough to house a good amount of extra battery too.
If you want to see something like this get made, please share it with folks! If I can get the word out, maybe it’ll find it’s way to the right people, and I can start developing it for real.

aethertechnician:

Flippypad for Project Ara

Have you heard about Project Ara? Basically, it’s a phone with hot swappable components that’s being developed right now by Google. The Verge has a pretty good article about it if you want to know more. What’s interesting about this project is that besides the cpu, camera, and battery, manufacturers can create any number of weird specialty components that can be fitted into the device.

And so, I give you Flippypad! A hinged controller that turns the phone into a neat little clamshell gaming device. It has an L and R button, a D’Pad, two flat joysticks (similar to the one found on the 3DS) and the familiar ABXY diamond. It’s probably large enough to house a good amount of extra battery too.

If you want to see something like this get made, please share it with folks! If I can get the word out, maybe it’ll find it’s way to the right people, and I can start developing it for real.

gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

(Source: dailystir, via ramonamew)

flashiestlightning:

So I got a new toy that at first is like this

But then goes into this D:

Alcoholism Intensifies D:<

honey-n-gold:

How cute is the print though!

honey-n-gold:

How cute is the print though!

(via everybodysbunnies)